NOT TONIGHT SON

A while back i was working the rank outside Barrows new nightclub Club M. Well there's no such thing as a dress code in this town, Up until now that is. The new owners want to make it a bit more up market. Fairplay to them I say. As I sat patiently waiting for a fare I watched yet another potential customer get turned away for wearing Trainers, Nothing unusal there then. What I saw next was unbelievable, No it was genius! The guy casualy walked around the corner took his black Socks off and put them over his Trainers and rejoined the que. The bouncers didn't notice a thing (or smell for that matter) best laugh of the night. Brings a new meaning to improvise adapt and overcome.